• Clowning Conniving Bums

    The appearance of Clowning Conniving Bums (CCB)
    • When there is work to do, these CCB disappear
    • When they cannot disappear, they will 'pretend' to do work.
    • Example: Carrying heavy equipment requires 2-3 men at each corner of the equipment. This CCB will just place his hand there, and look as if he is doing work. When actually he was just faking it.
    • This is very dangerous. When the CCB does not help, all the weight lies on the other person. This poor victim will not be able to manage the entire weight and will drop that corner of the equipment. It could land on his feet and fracture it.
    • The CCB keeps on joking, and 'shows off' to ANOTHER CCB to say 'See I'm doing work.', laughing and joking that it was all planned. He does not realise that his laziness could endanger those around him.

  • Singapore F1

    1. The only spineless country that succumb to Ecclestone's demands to conduct a night-race. (Can you imagine the extra costs/logistics for the thousands of lights?)
    2. Its a short track, so 61 laps for a race distance.
    3. Although short, the track is so twisty, it takes a f*&king 1m 50s for a lap!
    4. Combine points 2 & 3, and multiply. You'll take nearly the full 2hrs race duration for the session! Most races end in 1h 45min. In Singapore... a crash would take 20mins to clear. Expect safety car periods of 20 min.
    5. Among the other tracks, the road layout (not the scenery) is the ugliest.
    6. Its the only race in the calendar where so many cars, encounter brake dust problems. Gas/Break/Gas/Break. Seems the Red Bull cars are very susceptible to this issue. Brawn too.
    7. Few/No opportunities for overtaking.
    8. Zero run-off area. It looks like a concrete jail cell for 20 F1 cars.
    9. Any accident, will trigger a safety car!
    10. Drivers gain position by using fuel strategy, putting in qualifying laps, and gambling on safety car periods, and using KERS. Not by overtaking.

    Anyway, watching Singapore F1 GP is better than watching paint dry.

  • Lets Have a PARTY!

    This is a typical American Party


    This is how Microsoft Nerds plan a party
    Microsoft are very creative in thinking of lame items to advertise. I'm guessing next year, you will see an ad selling Internet Explorer!

  • KFC has Competition from WTH

  • Article on How to Sneak Out from your home

    The internet has all sorts of resources. Just came across this article 'How to sneak out from your home'.

    I laugh at how serious the author is attempting to try to teach something as silly as this. The author made it sound like it could be a really interesting mission, with you as the protagonist. There is apparently a  lot of fun things to research, before sneaking out of the house.

    Kids, don't try this at home? Haha...

    I read this with mixed feelings... what has the world come to...

  • Public Annoyance

    It is 7.30am in the morning. I am travelling in public transport. In the middle of the journey, a chinese national sat beside me.

    I could guess his nationality due to his sharp facial features. He had very tanned and wrinkled skin of someone who does hard labour. I could also tell that he is not local, by his very drab, unironed, discoloured long sleeve shirt.

    I get a huge whiff of body odour combined with cigarette smoke from him the moment he sat down. This unpleasant smell lingers for the rest of the journey. He sits with his legs spread fairly wide. Ocassionally his leg will jab into my leg when the vehicle makes a change in direction.

    Its really a great "Public Transport" experience. Draw your own conclusions.

    My conclusion? I wish it were Megan Fox wearing CKOne perfume jabbing her leg at me.

  • FaceBook Dun Give Face

    Once upon a time in Facebook, I look at my friend's status. His name is MrFaint. His name is made up to protect his identity. Any semblance to a real name is unintentional and deeply regretted.

    [MrFaint's Status]: MrFaint: thinks he has gotten a flu over the weekend
    [Comments]:
    Fren A: take care bro
    MrFaint: It is H1N1 i think its really really high temp
    Fren B: it time to rest dude!
    Fren C: i just sent u an energy pack in MW hope u feel better
    Fren D: sniff sniff
    Fren E: take care and rest more
    Fren F likes this


    1. If your friend has H1N1, what do you mean when you "like" it?
    2. How many ways can you say "take care" in english?
    3. Does sniffing together with the sick guy show that the disease has spread?

  • Singtel's Live New Update

    I received this via sms number +6598623157:

    "Thank you for subscribing singtel's live news update. The cost is $9.80 per month and will be updated to your next bill. To unsuscribe, please type [unsuscribe] and send to +65 81126046"

    WTF?

    Can I just drop an sms to Singtel's CEO and say "Thank you for being my news supplier. The rights to supply me news can be purchased at $59.80 per month. Since the amount I am charging you exceeds the bill you send me, you will be billed the excess. Maybe you would want to automatically unsuscribe me now."

  • Notification of Offence (NOO) slips

    The public transport operator is ramping up train patrols during off-peak hours, and those caught consuming food will no longer be let off with just a warning. Instead, they will be issued with Notification of Offence (NOO) slips .

    Offenders are usually fined $30 by the Land Transport Authority, but penalties can go up to $500.

  • Letter to Boss

    Hey boss,

    Your subordinates have discussed and feel that we need to let you know these points:
    1. Plan in advance so that people can allocate their precious time to follow your plan.
    2. Do NOT make changes to this plan. It means that the people who spent time following the previous plan, have wasted their time
    3. Do NOT give people 1 working day notice to change the plan. It just makes us hate you. Do not expect quality work if you force this deadline upon us.
    4. When we talk about working days, weekends are not counted! Work given on Friday that is due on Monday, should be taken that there will only be 1-man-day effort spent doing it, and not 3-man-days. Expect shoddy work. Be aware that it is your privilege, if we choose to work during weekends. It is not your right.
    5. Do NOT make changes when you are not guaranteed that it will make a difference. Not over a whimsical thought from a dream you had last night.
    6. If you really need to change plans, make sure there is still time to prepare. Not when project execution is the next day!
    7. If it is too near the deadline, PLEASE just LET IT GO, and stick to the old plan. Its okay. Really. In fact, things would proceed better. Those last minute changes would just confuse and unseat everyone.
    8. We know you are excited about making things better, but if you make your staff tired, nothing good will come out of it.
    9. We really hope you learn something about being an effective boss. The decisions you make, make us work harder but produce worse results. These mistakes have been happening for quite some time now, and you never seem to be learning from them.
    Sincerely,
    Your pissed off subordinates

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